you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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