fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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