Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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