i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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