What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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