I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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