I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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