he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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