I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Im part way to drunk.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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