Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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