so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I think I am morally bankrupt
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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