There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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