Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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