FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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