you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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