Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
They took my balls.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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