U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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