So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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