YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
When are your genitals available?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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