question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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