i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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