Non-Jews are for practice
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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