I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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