I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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