Apparently you make a good broom.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
it was like eating out sand paper
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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