just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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