That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
nutella sex= disaster
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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