dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
