I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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