Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
this just has baby written all over it
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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