I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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