in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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