We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Your penis caused this!
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