I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Randomize