YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Randomize
