I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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