I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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