bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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