Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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