what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
This is classic penis vs brain.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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