just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
