You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Someone came in the potted fern
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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