Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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