You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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