The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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