She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I want to be your penis for a week.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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