Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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