Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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