therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
it's like heaven, but drunker
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Randomize
