Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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