Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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