Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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