He kissed a someone with a penis
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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