Sponge bath it is.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
whose ass print is on the piano?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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