My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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