you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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