I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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