would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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