I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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